I think we can rule out 'mixed brain dominance' as a cause of your poor performance at school, Charlie Brown" "Have you ruled out stupidity?" "Peanuts", Charles M

Mom put a note in my lunch again, I see... Dear son, I hope you will study hard in summer school... Do not look upon it as a punishment, but rather as a privilege... We are very proud of you, and want you to have a good education. This note will self-destruct in five seconds.

One night I was sitting listening to some Hank Williams songs - and they'll change your life in a hurry.

I've always been criticized, right from the beginning! Right from the very first day I was born... They said I wasn't right for the part!

Love is letting him win even though you know you could slaughter him.

Exercise is a dirty word. Every time I hear it I wash my mouth out with chocolate.

It always looks darkest just before it gets totally black.