I think we can rule out 'mixed brain dominance' as a cause of your poor performance at school, Charlie Brown" "Have you ruled out stupidity?" "Peanuts", Charles M

Exercise is a dirty word. Every time I hear it I wash my mouth out with chocolate.

You can't write a term paper before breakfast.

Lucy: Do you think you have Pantophobia, Charlie Brown? Charlie: I don't know, what is pantophobia? Lucy: The fear of Everything. Charlie: THAT'S IT!!!

Nobody remembers who came in second.

I love America. It's Americans I can't stand.

People shouldn't be embarrassed just because they get caught acting a little silly.