I think we can rule out 'mixed brain dominance' as a cause of your poor performance at school, Charlie Brown" "Have you ruled out stupidity?" "Peanuts", Charles M

Dear Valentine, I have thought of you often. Not all the time, but often.

No one would have been invited to dinner so often as Jesus was unless he were interesting and had a sense of humor.

Schroeder, do you think love is the answer to everything?" "Boy, I hope not!

Never jump into a pile of leaves with a wet sucker.

It was a dark and stormy night. - Snoopy

You try for a little happiness, and what do you get? A few memories and a fat stomach!