No problem is so big or so complicated that it can't be run away from!

I don't think God wants to be worshiped. I think the only pure worship of God is by loving one another, and I think all other forms of worship became a substitute for the love that we should show one another.

Life is like a game, Charlie Brown... Sometimes you win... Sometimes you lose." "I'll be happy if I just make the playoffs.

Happiness is waking up, looking at the clock and finding that you still have two hours left to sleep.

Sucking your thumb without a blanket is like eating a cone without ice cream!

It was a dark and stormy night. Suddenly, a shot rang out! A door slammed. The maid screamed. Suddenly, a pirate ship appeared on the horizon! While millions of people were starving, the king lived in luxury. Meanwhile, on a small farm in Kansas, a boy was growing up.

I think I've discovered the secret of life - you just hang around until you get used to it.