If you can't beat 'em, cooperate 'em to death!

The hand that controls the supper dish rules the world!

Do you ever feel like running away?" "Of course... Sometimes I feel like I want to run away from everything." "I remember having that feeling once when I was at the Daisy Hill Puppy Farm... I climbed over the fence, but I was still in the world!

Sometimes I lie awake at night and think about that little red-haired girl... I don't ever want to forget her face, but if I don't forget her face, I'll go crazy... How can I remember the face I can't forget? Suddenly I'm writing country western music!

I guess babysitters are like used cars... You never really know what you're getting.

Sometimes I lie awake at night and ask why me? Then a voice answers nothing personal, your name just happened to come up.

No one would have been invited to dinner so often as Jesus was unless he were interesting and had a sense of humor.