I never seem to know what's going on... Right from the very start, my life has been strange. I think I know what happened... I must have missed all the rehearsals.

When you die, are you ever allowed to come back?" "Only if you had your hand stamped.

Aunt Marion was right... Never marry a musician, and never answer the door.

To dance is to live!

One night I was sitting listening to some Hank Williams songs - and they'll change your life in a hurry.

Linus: What would you say you want most out of life, Charlie Brown? To be happy? CB: Oh, no. I don't expect that. I really don't. I just don't want to be unhappy!

The worst part of it is you don't know if he's barking at an owl, the moon or a burglar!" "That's one of the drawbacks of a limited vocabulary!