I never seem to know what's going on... Right from the very start, my life has been strange. I think I know what happened... I must have missed all the rehearsals.

All of earth's creatures have, hidden within their beings, a wild uncontrollable urge to punt!

What if everyone in the whole world suddenly decided to run away from his problems?" "Well, at least we'd all be running in the same direction!

Never lie in bed at night asking yourself questions you can't answer.

Humor is proof that everything is going to be all right with God nevertheless.

There's no sense in doing a lot of barking if you don't really have anything to say.

That stupid Charlie Brown! He had the nerve to say I'm not perfect!" "So I suppose you hit him, huh?" "Rats! I knew I forgot something!