Life is full of choices, but you never get any!
Aunt Marion was right... Never marry a musician, and never answer the door.
Why is it that you don't love me?" "Sometimes I wish I knew..." "Don't anybody tell him!!
A good education is the next best thing to a pushy mother.
Snoopy: So this is the last day of the year. Another complete year gone by and what have I accomplished this year that I haven't accomplished every other year? Nothing! (He smiles.) How consistent can you get?
The hand that controls the supper dish rules the world!