I never seem to know what's going on... Right from the very start, my life has been strange. I think I know what happened... I must have missed all the rehearsals.

No one would have been invited to dinner so often as Jesus was unless he were interesting and had a sense of humor.

Dear Sweetheart, do you ever think of me? Just the other day I was thinking of you. I'm pretty sure it was you.

Linus: What would you say you want most out of life, Charlie Brown? To be happy? CB: Oh, no. I don't expect that. I really don't. I just don't want to be unhappy!

In the Book of Life, The answers aren't in the back.

Nothing echoes like an empty mailbox.

A tragic life is romantic when it happens to somebody else.