It ain't a party til something gets broken.
I don't have a tuxedo that fits anymore because my chest and my biceps are too big.
Dad almost died of a heart attack in the middle of making Apocalypse Now, the biggest movie of his life. It doesn't make you want to jump into that business.
Im a peaceful man with bad intentions.
Charlie Sheen has the potential to cause your soul to weep and forfeit
I am on a drug. It's called Charlie Sheen. It's not available. If you try it once, you will die. Your face will melt off and your children will weep over your exploded body.