Shut your evil mucus-hole you truth terrorist. You LOSE every time a mirror implodes from your barbed and gristle image.

Just tell the truth and you're home free. If there are amends to be made, you make them. You own it and move on.

I'm dealing with fools and trolls and soft targets. It's just strafing runs in my underwear before my first cup of coffee. I don't have time for these clowns.

I don't want to get high with my kids, because then everything is different forever. That's so stupid, I think.

The best way to not get your heart broken, is pretending you don't have one.

I’m not Thomas Jefferson. He was a pussy.

I just didn't believe I was like everybody else. I thought I was unique.