Charlie Sheen has the potential to cause your soul to weep and forfeit

You can't cure your own cancer, obviously, especially if it's late stage.

You can have rules at home that are different from the rest of the world's as long as you're not hurting anyone.

I just don't want to live like I used to. And at some point, I'm going to put a gag order on myself in terms of talking about the past. I've got to slam the door and deal with the present and the future.

Charlie Sheen has the potential to cause your soul to weep and forfeit

You never have to look over your shoulder when you tell the truth. You never have to remember the details, because they are what they are. And you don't have to make sure your story matches everyone else's.

The only thing I'm addicted to is winning. This bootleg cult, arrogantly referred to as Alcoholics Anonymous, reports a 5 percent success rate. My success rate is 100 percent.