Guys want to be respected and acknowledged. They want to feel what they contributed matters.

I'm tired of pretending I'm not special.

The paramedic called the press and sold me like a loaf of bread. This was news, and he wanted to be the one to report it.

Athletes become our heroes, because they're superhuman. They do things nobody else can do. They're better than 6 billion other people.

Just tell the truth and you're home free. If there are amends to be made, you make them. You own it and move on.

It's not an act. I love it. It's totally original. People go, 'What's going on with this guy? Why does he sound so weird? What is going on in his brain. I don't know. Just one day I suddenly woke up with a new brain.

But you can't focus on things that matter if all you've been is asleep for forty years. Funny how sleep rhymes with sheep. You know.