If you’re a part of my family, I will love you violently.

I'm tired of pretending I'm not special.

Sometimes the right choice seems great at the moment, but then suddenly it's as if somebody detonated a suicide bomb.

You either love or you hate. You live in the middle, you get nothing.

Let's talk about something exciting. Me.

You have this great big fantasy life, and it looks like a non-stop 24/7 party. But what do you do when you get to the end of the Internet and there's nothing left to buy? There's just a picture of Wayne Newton flipping you off.

I'm bi-winning. I win here, I win there.