People say you have to work on your resentments. Yeah, no, I'm gonna hang onto them and they're gonna fuel my attack.

My success rate is 100 percent. Do the math.

You have this great big fantasy life, and it looks like a non-stop 24/7 party. But what do you do when you get to the end of the Internet and there's nothing left to buy? There's just a picture of Wayne Newton flipping you off.

I got tiger blood man. Dying's for fools, dying's for amateurs.

If you love with violence and you hate with violence there is nothing that can be questioned.

The problem with prostitutes is, what if you actually like somebody you meet in that situation? Where do you go from there? What do you do?

I am on a drug. It's called Charlie Sheen. It's not available. If you try it once, you will die. Your face will melt off and your children will weep over your exploded body.