I'm not wearing a golden sombrero.
I blinked and I cured my brain.
I've got volumes on how not to behave. I've got more information now than a guy should have at my age.
I was born dead. Yeah, the umbilical cord was like, floppy baby, the whole thing. Yeah, it was bad.
I’m not Thomas Jefferson. He was a pussy.
Let's talk about something exciting. Me.