Touch my children and I will eat your hands off your freakin arms.
I don't want to get high with my kids, because then everything is different forever. That's so stupid, I think.
People ask all the time, "What are you thinking?" It's my least favorite question in the world. The last bastion of solace is my mind. It's an invasion.
Steroids build your muscles, but they don't build your tendons or ligaments.
The truth is for suckers, Johnny Boy!
Duh! So, we're asking you now, what are some of your favorite lines that this warlock brain produced?