Is Heather McDonald your best friend? You better get a new one.

You don't mess with janitors, first of all, they have like 40 keys, and 1 is to a closet you don't want to be inside of.

I don't like the word 'alcoholic'. I like to think of myself as an advanced drinker.

I've never made love to a ghost but I have made love to men who are a few years away from becoming a ghost.

Having a baby, it's like a five year commitment.

Everyone is coming from a place of fear and my feeling is stop being so afraid. If something doesn't work then that's fine at least then you know it doesn't work. Don't worry so much about it not working, you can always fix that.

My father has a high opinion of his opinion