I will probably have sex with Eminem after the show is over. Probably, I dont see why I wouldnt. Im fair game, its not like Im that picky, youve seen the guys Ive dated. I like Swizz Beatz, just because I would like to yell out in bed, Swizz Beatz! Keep it coming!

We usually have margaritas on Thursdays but since it's Tuesday I'll make an exception.

Hispanics still have the highest rate amongst teens with babies so at least the future housekeeping is secure.

When you see the veins popping out of my neck, that's an exclamation point.

I wish it was that easy to get turned on for me - at this point, I need a bottle of Belevere and a fighterjet.

I would never get married while my father is still alive because I wouldn't want him to walk me down the aisle.

I don't mean to be a racist but if you're going to get raped by a Japanese guy, it's not going to hurt at all.