Angelina Jolie’s older brother James Haven, the one she made out with, has a license plate on his SUV that reads Shiloh. Maybe it’s not that weird. After all, he could be the father.

They travel in groups. You never see an Asian by their self.

Paula Abdul's really impatient to start a family. She says if she has to wait much longer she's going to go crazy-er.

When I don't know what to do, I just open my mouth. Why won't anyone date me?

It's also a terrible kind of sentiment [ reality TV] for children and for people. It makes people feel like they all want to be famous for no reason.

I think they should make Twilight closets and all the cast members can walk out of them.

What about your constitutional right to bear arms, you say. I would simply point out that you don’t have to exercise a constitutional right just because you have it. You have the constitutional right to run for president of the United States, but most people have too much sense to insist on exercising it.