If you can't trust your coke dealer, who can you trust?

I find it very annoying when people want to sit next to each other at a booth.

Everyone knows if you're going to take weed to school, you put it in your trapper keeper to keep it fresh.

I was in a tailspin of confusion I hadn't experienced since the first time I heard George W. Bush speak.

A hotel room all to myself is my idea of a good time.

A Muslim allowed a topless Jew to sit on his camel. And we say we can't live side by side? I say we try and we can and we will. And you don't even have to be topless. L'chaim.

Don't take 'no' for an answer. Keep knocking down walls until someone says 'yes.'