People ask me why I'm so hard on men. It's because they've gotten a really easy ride. And it's not that I think women should take over the world. But I do think it should be 50/50.
Chelsea HandlerIf you want to have sex with strangers, you have to do it the old fashion way and become a prostitute.
Chelsea HandlerTo always trust my instincts, to always believe I have something to offer โ no matter how meaningless or stupid it may be โ and to never listen to anyone who tells you โno.โ
Chelsea Handler