My relationship with my father had been on the proverbial fritz since the time I was fifteen and called the police to report him for child molesting. He had never molested me, but I wanted to have a party that weekend and needed him out of the house.
I'm not graceful either. I have no rhythm, I'm never on top.
ONE OF MY girlfriends was getting married. This was becoming an annoying pattern.
Laugh loudly, laugh often, and most important, laugh at yourself.
Don't choose the better guy, choose the guy that's gonna make you the better girl
I haven't been manipulated. I did a documentary in prison years ago because I was so f - ed off with those lazy bastards in their bed for 18 hours a day, five dishes a day on a menu to choose from, playing soccer every day, going to the gym, watching movies.