I understand that if you're a kid in Indonesia, you need to smoke because you just got off work at the Nike factory.
Chelsea HandlerIf diamonds are a girl's best friend, I wonder if blood diamonds are a girl's best friend 5 days out of the month?
Chelsea HandlerI'm actually pretty good at tennis. Well, if I'm in the Special Olympics or something.
Chelsea HandlerThen a homeless man with a dog approached us and put his hand out. This happens to be something that I have a real problem with: homeless people with pets who approach you for food when they have a perfectly delicious dog standing right there?
Chelsea Handler