People tend to call me names that I can't repeat on basic cable. I will give you a hint. They rhyme with itch, hunt, & bore.
Chelsea HandlerChristina Aguilera finally announced her pregnancy. Thanks for waiting until your third trimester to get the word outโwhy not just wait until youโre crowning?
Chelsea HandlerMy relationship with my father had been on the proverbial fritz since the time I was fifteen and called the police to report him for child molesting. He had never molested me, but I wanted to have a party that weekend and needed him out of the house.
Chelsea Handler