I like to laugh. It's kind of escapism. I like to make people laugh. And I kind of like people just to have to not think about anything

I have more respect for somebody who's like, 'Yeah I like to party, so screw off,' then for Tara , who talks about not partying and ends up passed out underneath a Subway, not a subway station, but the actual sandwich shop - two days later.

Rumer Willis was having a great time at the opening of a club when her twin walked in, also known as her dad, Bruce Willis. How embarrassing for her, she's out with her friends and they're like, 'Umm, Rumer, I think your dad put something in my drink.'

It always freaks me out when I go to a sushi place and there's a Mexican.

How do you think jail was?! I got face raped by a woman... and I think I may have liked it.

I hate that people assume guys are the only ones to want sex. Girls want sex, too, and that shouldn't be a problem.

I got a vibrator that needed two nine volt batteries. What am I - R2D2? I don't know what to do with that.