I like to laugh. It's kind of escapism. I like to make people laugh. And I kind of like people just to have to not think about anything

I don't think the problem is telling people you're on a diet. The problem is eating ice cream for breakfast.

You get photographed together when there's 25 people with you and people assume that you're having sex, which is definitely not the case.

Along with the 97 percent of women who can see, I have never been a fan of redheaded men.

A hotel room all to myself is my idea of a good time.

I would never get married while my father is still alive because I wouldn't want him to walk me down the aisle.

Can you imagine getting a gun for a secret Santa? That is especially not a good idea if you work in a post office.