I like to laugh. It's kind of escapism. I like to make people laugh. And I kind of like people just to have to not think about anything

First of all, who cares if people hate you? There's always a guarantee that certain people will dislike you. There's never any guarantee that anyone will like you. So if anyone likes you at all, you've already won.

There's a McDonalds in Hong Kong & they're offering couples the opportunity to get married. You can have a McWedding.

I want to start saying bad words all the time!

I think it's important to be authentic to who you are, and if you're inauthentic at all, people smell that from a mile away.

At some point during almost every romantic comedy, the female lead suddenly trips and falls, stumbling helplessly over something ridiculous like a leaf, and then some Matthew McConaughey type either whips around the corner just in the nick of time to save her or is clumsily pulled down along with her. That event predictably leads to the magical moment of their first kiss. Please. I fall ALL the time. You know who comes and gets me? The bouncer.

Then a homeless man with a dog approached us and put his hand out. This happens to be something that I have a real problem with: homeless people with pets who approach you for food when they have a perfectly delicious dog standing right there?