I want to start saying bad words all the time!

My tendency to make up stories and lie compulsively for the sake of my own amusement takes up a good portion of my day and provides me with a peace of mind not easily attainable in this economic climate.

People tend to call me names that I can't repeat on basic cable. I will give you a hint. They rhyme with itch, hunt, & bore.

You know what they say, when one door closes, another Belvedere opens.

No one tells me what to do -- in any capacity.

Hispanics still have the highest rate amongst teens with babies so at least the future housekeeping is secure.

You get photographed together when there's 25 people with you and people assume that you're having sex, which is definitely not the case.