I was tortured, and probably half of it was deserved, but I was bullied โ so much so that there were days when I was like, 'I can't go to school today.' I was too scared.
Chelsea HandlerIf you get into a customer service fight with a hooker, even if you're in the right, you're in the wrong.
Chelsea HandlerI was so frivolous for so many years. It was so much fun, but you feel guilty about the brain energy you use to think about whether some celebrity was sleeping with another celebrity. The conjecture that goes along with that. You feel like your mind has been shot apart.
Chelsea HandlerWhen I look at all the people that I have working for me and the company I've started and all the people that benefit from it and have a living because of it, it's very motivating to continue to do it.
Chelsea Handler