Then a homeless man with a dog approached us and put his hand out. This happens to be something that I have a real problem with: homeless people with pets who approach you for food when they have a perfectly delicious dog standing right there?
Chelsea HandlerMaybe they should name more drugs cute things. I don't do meth, but maybe if they called meth 'Stefanie' I would!
Chelsea HandlerIt became clear when I got in my car that Persians are only really good for two things. Oil and hummus.
Chelsea HandlerIt’s true what they say about patience being a virtue; it just happens to be a virtue that I choose not to pursue.
Chelsea Handler