I have been on a life-long search of how to stay in shape without putting any effort into it whatsoever.

It's good that people don't like you. That's good. It means that you are doing something interesting.

Can you imagine getting a gun for a secret Santa? That is especially not a good idea if you work in a post office.

They travel in groups. You never see an Asian by their self.

I don't cook... I don't know how to clean... there's may be a good chance I'm an alcoholic.

A Muslim allowed a topless Jew to sit on his camel. And we say we can't live side by side? I say we try and we can and we will. And you don't even have to be topless. L'chaim.

Vomit and feces are two reason I have decided not to procreate.