I have been on a life-long search of how to stay in shape without putting any effort into it whatsoever.

It always freaks me out when I go to a sushi place and there's a Mexican.

My feeling is, if a dog is that hard up to break free, let it go. It's like a boyfriend who wants to break up. We all know the old adage "If you set someone free, and he never comes back, then he was never yours." I understand the main fear with setting dogs loose is they could get hit by a car, but so could an ex boyfriend. That's just a chance you have to take.

I wasn’t like 'Oh, I'm going to marry 50 Cent...' I mean, seriously. But I did like him. He's very sweet and antithetical to what you'd think of him.

David Hasselhoff was hospitalized after falling off the wagon again. He probably got used to drinking too much, because for years he never had to worry about driving anywhere - his car drove itself.

It's hard on an all-gay softball team because no one knows if they want to be a pitcher or a catcher.

My father has a high opinion of his opinion