I was in a tailspin of confusion I hadn't experienced since the first time I heard George W. Bush speak.
Chelsea HandlerI couldn't go any higher with three Michelin stars. I mastered my craft. I'm still learning and picking up ideas.
Chelsea HandlerAccording to an article on CNN.com, a new study says people who are bad kissers don't get laid. Where are you supposed to learn how to kiss? If you go to Catholic school, it's from your priest; in public school, you learn from your teacher; and some guys learn from their sisters... if their sister is Angelina Jolie.
Chelsea HandlerWe got to his place and it looked a lot like his personality. Just a bunch of space filler, nothing to really wow you. It looked like he had bought a lot of stuff from IKEA and then decided to refinish it at home. Everything was neat and tidy, but you wouldn't want any of it for yourself.
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