I don't like people who have babies and act like they did something that the rest of us can't figure out. Anybody can have one, OK? I could have had three if I had gone through with any of my pregnancies.

Don't take 'no' for an answer. Keep knocking down walls until someone says 'yes.'

This women/ killer was a testament to my theory that the crazier you are, the more calories you burn. That's why psychos are always so skinny.

I couldn't go any higher with three Michelin stars. I mastered my craft. I'm still learning and picking up ideas.

I think it's important to be involved with charities that don't necessarily reflect what you're dealing with in your life.

A Muslim allowed a topless Jew to sit on his camel. And we say we can't live side by side? I say we try and we can and we will. And you don't even have to be topless. L'chaim.

Thanksgiving is coming. I wonder what the holiday will be like at Dog the Bounty Hunter’s house—obviously, they’ll have a turkey with all-white meat.