I don't like people who have babies and act like they did something that the rest of us can't figure out. Anybody can have one, OK? I could have had three if I had gone through with any of my pregnancies.

David Hasselhoff was hospitalized after falling off the wagon again. He probably got used to drinking too much, because for years he never had to worry about driving anywhere - his car drove itself.

Shamu and I have arrived safely in Costa Rica. He was stopped by airport security because he carries enough artillery in his pants pockets to construct a sawed-off shotgun. Evidently, he though we were headed to Iraq.

Paula Abdul's really impatient to start a family. She says if she has to wait much longer she's going to go crazy-er.

I don't want to be Oprah [Winfrey], I'm not trying to be Barbara Walters, but we can all do better.

The whole thing about my books and my life is that I create drama's always around me.

Mexico's a great place to overcome a drug addiction.