Shamu and I have arrived safely in Costa Rica. He was stopped by airport security because he carries enough artillery in his pants pockets to construct a sawed-off shotgun. Evidently, he though we were headed to Iraq.

I was a fitness fiasco - until I found Pilates . . . It's been the most gentle on my body I'm longer and leaner and much more graceful. I can honestly say it's changed my body - and my life.

Along with the 97 percent of women who can see, I have never been a fan of redheaded men.

I hate that people assume guys are the only ones to want sex. Girls want sex, too, and that shouldn't be a problem.

The only people I owe an apology to are my dead parents. Except my father because he's still alive.

I'll tell you what can make bacon better... nothing.

There's a difference between watching a chef show, which doesn't feel like a reality show compared to the Housewives. Those shows can, I think, not only lower your IQ, but really just knock the wind out of you, because we're all here in this business.