If you wait too long in Vegas, you end up with a chicken finger in your underwear.

There are no warning signs on the trampoline. The warning is the trampoline.

Don't choose the better guy, choose the guy that's gonna make you the better girl

The only people I owe an apology to are my dead parents. Except my father because he's still alive.

It's been my experience that people who make proclamations about themselves are usually the opposite of what they claim to be.

I don't want to be Oprah [Winfrey], I'm not trying to be Barbara Walters, but we can all do better.

I think it's important to be authentic to who you are, and if you're inauthentic at all, people smell that from a mile away.