It’s true what they say about patience being a virtue; it just happens to be a virtue that I choose not to pursue.

My theory about Taylor Swift is that she's a virgin, that everyone breaks up with her because they date her for two weeks and she's like, 'I'm not gonna do it'.

I understand that if you're a kid in Indonesia, you need to smoke because you just got off work at the Nike factory.

When you have a vision, you have to see it through, and you can make anything happen. You really can, especially in this [entertainment ] industry.

I went out with a guy who once told me I didn’t need to drink to make myself more fun to be around. I told him, I’m drinking so that you’re more fun to be around.

I love people who have such passion for complete nonsense.

We usually have margaritas on Thursdays but since it's Tuesday I'll make an exception.