The only reason I think I would marry a foreigner would be to have kids with weird accents.

If you judge a person by the company they keep, then I'm retarded.

I think bullying of anybody, whether they're gay or straight or anything in high school is unbearable.

You know what they say, when one door closes, another Belvedere opens.

Even if times are tough and you're enduring a terrible heartache, it's important to focus your anger on a vibrator, not another person.

I wasn’t like 'Oh, I'm going to marry 50 Cent...' I mean, seriously. But I did like him. He's very sweet and antithetical to what you'd think of him.

I'm a worker. I like to work and I like to provide work for other people. I like to put people on my show who normally would never have a chance at being on television.