The only reason I think I would marry a foreigner would be to have kids with weird accents.

It's been my experience that people who make proclamations about themselves are usually the opposite of what they claim to be.

The L. A. Times is reporting that Britney Spears' album Blackout will be number one on the Billboard charts. Not to toot my horn, but I predicted this on my show a week ago. No one wanted to believe me - even I didn't want to believe me, but now I know how Nostradamus feels.

People confuse the fact that I discuss drinking openly with the idea that I'm a heavy drinker. I don't want girls at my show wasted, screaming and yelling out and vomiting.

Boy George has been charged with falsely imprisoning a man who'd gone to his apartment to pose for photographs. Going to Boy George's house to get your picture taken is like going to David Copperfield's island for a radio opportunity.

I think it's important to be authentic to who you are, and if you're inauthentic at all, people smell that from a mile away.

I don't want to be Oprah [Winfrey], I'm not trying to be Barbara Walters, but we can all do better.