I can't be skinny all the time. I like to drink and I like to eat. I like burgers and bagels.

I think it's important to be authentic to who you are, and if you're inauthentic at all, people smell that from a mile away.

The L. A. Times is reporting that Britney Spears' album Blackout will be number one on the Billboard charts. Not to toot my horn, but I predicted this on my show a week ago. No one wanted to believe me - even I didn't want to believe me, but now I know how Nostradamus feels.

We usually have margaritas on Thursdays but since it's Tuesday I'll make an exception.

It's been my experience that people who make proclamations about themselves are usually the opposite of what they claim to be. If someone is truly a loyal friend, then they wouldn't need to broadcast it; eventually, people will figure it out. I have a lot of good friends and not one of them has ever introduced themselves by saying, 'I'm a very good friend.'

I think bullying of anybody, whether they're gay or straight or anything in high school is unbearable.

You got married recently to a rapper. It doesn't take them long to impregnate women.