It's hard on an all-gay softball team because no one knows if they want to be a pitcher or a catcher.
If you judge a person by the company they keep, then I'm retarded.
My tendency to make up stories and lie compulsively for the sake of my own amusement takes up a good portion of my day and provides me with a peace of mind not easily attainable in this economic climate.
Don't choose the better guy, choose the guy that's gonna make you the better girl
Having a baby, it's like a five year commitment.
People push my buttons, so I'm going to react.