We usually have margaritas on Thursdays but since it's Tuesday I'll make an exception.

I'd like to go out for a cocktail... or seven.

A hotel room all to myself is my idea of a good time.

I think we can all agree that sleeping around is a great way to meet people.

Nothing is more American than stuffing your face with loaded potato skins while drinking loaded mudslides.

[Gordon Ramsay] knows about being bullied, because look at the size of him.

It's hard on an all-gay softball team because no one knows if they want to be a pitcher or a catcher.