We usually have margaritas on Thursdays but since it's Tuesday I'll make an exception.

The last time a straight man worked in the fashion industry, we got a fanny pack.

We're not actors, we're people behaving like ourselves on TV. We're both [me and Gordon Ramsay] exactly who we are on TV. I don't think either one is an exaggerated version. You just have to be who you are.

People confuse the fact that I discuss drinking openly with the idea that I'm a heavy drinker. I don't want girls at my show wasted, screaming and yelling out and vomiting.

My father has a high opinion of his opinion

Kristen Stewart always looks like she's posing for pictures taken in a basement by her creepy uncle.

I don't want to be Oprah [Winfrey], I'm not trying to be Barbara Walters, but we can all do better.