I think bullying of anybody, whether they're gay or straight or anything in high school is unbearable.

I'm actually pretty good at tennis. Well, if I'm in the Special Olympics or something.

I find it very annoying when people want to sit next to each other at a booth.

I love a stupid joke, something that doesn't make any sense.

Kristen Stewart always looks like she's posing for pictures taken in a basement by her creepy uncle.

I got a vibrator that needed two nine volt batteries. What am I - R2D2? I don't know what to do with that.

A Catholic priest who’s been sending threatening notes to Conan O’Brien was charged with stalking in the fourth degree. It just goes to show you that people can become obsessed with redheads.