I think bullying of anybody, whether they're gay or straight or anything in high school is unbearable.

Hulk Hogan's wife has filed for divorce. This is the most devastating breakup since Pam Anderson and Tommy Lee. And then Pam Anderson and Kid Rock. And soon, Pam Anderson and Rick Salomon.

I don't appreciate people who celebrate their dog's birthdays with "dog parties," and then invite their friends who don't even have dogs. I understand why people like dogs, and I think they definitely bring more to the table than cats or those godforsaken ferrets, but I don't think it's healthy for people to treat their dogs like they are real people.

You got married recently to a rapper. It doesn't take them long to impregnate women.

You don't give something away because it's fat. You take it and you look at it.

There are two kinds of people I don't trust: people who don't drink and people who collect stickers.

Even if times are tough and you're enduring a terrible heartache, it's important to focus your anger on a vibrator, not another person.