The L. A. Times is reporting that Britney Spears' album Blackout will be number one on the Billboard charts. Not to toot my horn, but I predicted this on my show a week ago. No one wanted to believe me - even I didn't want to believe me, but now I know how Nostradamus feels.

I think reality television, unless it's inspirational, which it very rarely is, I think it's embarrassing. It's embarrassing state of affairs that we're in.

Sometimes, Chelsea, I wonder, how you get by from day to day. It's a good thing you're so voluptuous.

Is Heather McDonald your best friend? You better get a new one.

Before any exposure on TV, I'm a real chef.

It's a pleasure to play my sister because everything I've accused her of my whole life, I can now re-enact before her eyes.

A hotel room all to myself is my idea of a good time.