It's hard on an all-gay softball team because no one knows if they want to be a pitcher or a catcher.

A Muslim allowed a topless Jew to sit on his camel. And we say we can't live side by side? I say we try and we can and we will. And you don't even have to be topless. L'chaim.

Everyone knows if you're going to take weed to school, you put it in your trapper keeper to keep it fresh.

[Gordon Ramsay] knows about being bullied, because look at the size of him.

We're not actors, we're people behaving like ourselves on TV. We're both [me and Gordon Ramsay] exactly who we are on TV. I don't think either one is an exaggerated version. You just have to be who you are.

No one tells me what to do -- in any capacity.

Adults end up shading things and shading the truth, and you end up lying and telling people what they want to hear.