It's hard on an all-gay softball team because no one knows if they want to be a pitcher or a catcher.

I think bullying of anybody, whether they're gay or straight or anything in high school is unbearable.

I'm a worker. I like to work and I like to provide work for other people. I like to put people on my show who normally would never have a chance at being on television.

Jessica Simpson attended boyfriend Tony Romo's football game. The Cowboys quarterback had the worst game of his career. It's a bad year for the name Simpson. Even O. J. is pissed - he feels like they're making his name look bad.

At some point during almost every romantic comedy, the female lead suddenly trips and falls, stumbling helplessly over something ridiculous like a leaf, and then some Matthew McConaughey type either whips around the corner just in the nick of time to save her or is clumsily pulled down along with her. That event predictably leads to the magical moment of their first kiss. Please. I fall ALL the time. You know who comes and gets me? The bouncer.

When you have a vision, you have to see it through, and you can make anything happen. You really can, especially in this [entertainment ] industry.

In these tough economic times, everybody has to cut back. I am down to three tabs of ecstasy a day.