We women have to stick together.

Obviously, if I was serious about having a relationship with some one long-term, the last people I would introduce him to would be my family.

I had to feign interest in all this nonsense until I could ask when I could come over and sit on his face. I didn't say that out loud, of course. I never say the things I really want to. If I did, I'd have no friends.

If you do talk dirty, make sure that you enunciate because there's nothing more embarrassing than having to repeat yourself.

Obviously you want to be smart enough to take other people's advice and take that into consideration, and obviously try to surround yourself with people that are smarter than you. As far as sticking to your guns, I think there is no better advice than to just find something that you really give a s - about and then go do it.

I'm not that shallow, asshole. I don't need money. It's way more important for them to be good-looking.

I find it very annoying when people want to sit next to each other at a booth.