We women have to stick together.

If you get into a customer service fight with a hooker, even if you're in the right, you're in the wrong.

People push my buttons, so I'm going to react.

I don't like the word 'alcoholic'. I like to think of myself as an advanced drinker.

Most republicans are against contraception because they don't care about it. You can't get pregnant anally anyway.

The only reason I think I would marry a foreigner would be to have kids with weird accents.

Rumer Willis was having a great time at the opening of a club when her twin walked in, also known as her dad, Bruce Willis. How embarrassing for her, she's out with her friends and they're like, 'Umm, Rumer, I think your dad put something in my drink.'