I would never get married while my father is still alive because I wouldn't want him to walk me down the aisle.

Being that frank and being that open, there's more praise than there is negativity. It's just the negativity gets printed because you're straight and f - ing rude. It's not rude, it's just getting straight to the point.

Why would you go out and not drink? Just stay home and sit there.

I went out with a guy who once told me I didn’t need to drink to make myself more fun to be around. I told him, I’m drinking so that you’re more fun to be around.

First of all, i'm not an actor - I'm an asshole.

Thanksgiving is coming. I wonder what the holiday will be like at Dog the Bounty Hunter’s house—obviously, they’ll have a turkey with all-white meat.

Kristen Stewart always looks like she's posing for pictures taken in a basement by her creepy uncle.