I would never get married while my father is still alive because I wouldn't want him to walk me down the aisle.

To always trust my instincts, to always believe I have something to offer — no matter how meaningless or stupid it may be — and to never listen to anyone who tells you ‘no.’

Ivory's the kind of girl who gets drunk and immediately starts slurring. I have a lot of friends like that, and I think it's because it makes me look 'more together.

The whole thing about my books and my life is that I create drama's always around me.

I'm always happy to pitch in and do something. Everybody needs to be laughing a little.

Why he would agree to install an eight-by-eight-foot fish tank and then not fill it with a single dolphin made me want to burn his eyebrows off.

There should be a talent that goes along with being famous.