Reality TV's pretty tricky for me. I don't really watch anything like that, because I think it's brain-sucking.

I have no idea why gay men love me, but I would have to assume it's because they know how much I love the gays! Everyone needs a good gay man in their life.

I think it's important to be authentic to who you are, and if you're inauthentic at all, people smell that from a mile away.

Have you ever been to an AA meeting? No wonder these people are alcoholics - I've never needed a drink more badly in my life.

You don't mess with janitors, first of all, they have like 40 keys, and 1 is to a closet you don't want to be inside of.

I don't like the word 'alcoholic'. I like to think of myself as an advanced drinker.

I was a fitness fiasco - until I found Pilates . . . It's been the most gentle on my body I'm longer and leaner and much more graceful. I can honestly say it's changed my body - and my life.