We spend so much money on these dresses that are terrible. And what do we get out of it? Nothing - a piece of chicken and a roll in the hay with her hillbilly cousin - no thank you. My family's very close; I can do that at home.

If you get into a customer service fight with a hooker, even if you're in the right, you're in the wrong.

If you judge a person by the company they keep, then I'm retarded.

Jessica Simpson attended boyfriend Tony Romo's football game. The Cowboys quarterback had the worst game of his career. It's a bad year for the name Simpson. Even O. J. is pissed - he feels like they're making his name look bad.

We women have to stick together.

I don't cook... I don't know how to clean... there's may be a good chance I'm an alcoholic.

I think it's important to be involved with charities that don't necessarily reflect what you're dealing with in your life.