I find it very annoying when people want to sit next to each other at a booth.

I'm not graceful either. I have no rhythm, I'm never on top.

I would never sell my dog for a man. I'd sell the man.

You know what they say, when one door closes, another Belvedere opens.

Before any exposure on TV, I'm a real chef.

Paula Abdul's really impatient to start a family. She says if she has to wait much longer she's going to go crazy-er.

If you want to have sex with strangers, you have to do it the old fashion way and become a prostitute.