I find it very annoying when people want to sit next to each other at a booth.

The only reason I think I would marry a foreigner would be to have kids with weird accents.

No one tells me what to do -- in any capacity.

Most republicans are against contraception because they don't care about it. You can't get pregnant anally anyway.

I think it's important to be involved with charities that don't necessarily reflect what you're dealing with in your life.

I don't cook... I don't know how to clean... there's may be a good chance I'm an alcoholic.

Can you imagine getting a gun for a secret Santa? That is especially not a good idea if you work in a post office.