Being that frank and being that open, there's more praise than there is negativity. It's just the negativity gets printed because you're straight and f - ing rude. It's not rude, it's just getting straight to the point.

Adults end up shading things and shading the truth, and you end up lying and telling people what they want to hear.

If you judge a person by the company they keep, then I'm retarded.

People push my buttons, so I'm going to react.

I know they don't recommend Ibuprofen during pregnancy, but you needed something fast for the hangovers.

I can remember my first one-night stand like it was yesterday. Well, maybe not the first. Or the second... or the fifth. I'll just begin with what I can remember and not concern myself with order.

Don't take 'no' for an answer. Keep knocking down walls until someone says 'yes.'