You got married recently to a rapper. It doesn't take them long to impregnate women.
Chelsea HandlerObviously, if I was serious about having a relationship with some one long-term, the last people I would introduce him to would be my family.
Chelsea HandlerI wanted to kick Bruce in the taint. No one is just one thing. Many things contribute to the whole of a person, and just because vodka accounts for 50 percent of my body weight, that doesn't mean I walk around with a vodka drip, forcing every plant, person, or animal to imbibe. I've always had a disliking for animal trainers, and this guy cemented my theory that people who chaperone animals for a living have never had a girl sit on their face.
Chelsea Handler