Being that frank and being that open, there's more praise than there is negativity. It's just the negativity gets printed because you're straight and f - ing rude. It's not rude, it's just getting straight to the point.

I'm not that shallow, asshole. I don't need money. It's way more important for them to be good-looking.

Whoever calls and asks me to do stuff and obviously, with having your own TV show, people want you to get involved. They know you're a stand-up comedian so they're always looking for somebody funny to host an event.

I think being able to have follow-through, I think a lot of people who are in charge, that is the one quality that you can't forsake. You can get opinions, but you can't have too many cooks in the kitchen when you're envisioning something.

People push my buttons, so I'm going to react.

There are two kinds of people I don't trust: people who don't drink and people who collect stickers.

I don't think the problem is telling people you're on a diet. The problem is eating ice cream for breakfast.