People push my buttons, so I'm going to react.

The only reason I think I would marry a foreigner would be to have kids with weird accents.

If you have to work at McDonald's, good for you. But on a side note, good luck with the rest of your life.

While looking at a website for liposuction, I learned that it was a six-to eight-week recovery period, the clincher being that, during that time, I would under no circumstances be able to use street drugs. Obviously I had to think of a more realistic approach.

There should be a talent that goes along with being famous.

How do you think jail was?! I got face raped by a woman... and I think I may have liked it.

We women have to stick together.