People push my buttons, so I'm going to react.

I'm very much about letting other people shine, because it makes us all shine brighter.

No one has ever said to me 'go home and make a baby.' I have been told several times to go to Planned Parenthood and make the baby go away. Happy Hannukah.

I had an abortion when I was 16. Because that's what I should have done. Otherwise I would now have a 20-year-old kid. Anyway, those are things that people shouldn't be dishonest about it.

First of all, i'm not an actor - I'm an asshole.

I'm not that shallow, asshole. I don't need money. It's way more important for them to be good-looking.

It became clear when I got in my car that Persians are only really good for two things. Oil and hummus.