That's Al Qaeda's new plan: to destroy America one period at a time.
I think we can all agree that sleeping around is a great way to meet people.
I think they should make Twilight closets and all the cast members can walk out of them.
When you see the veins popping out of my neck, that's an exclamation point.
A lot of amazing comedians that I've worked with just really follow their instincts and you can't really teach someone comedic timing. And you just kind of have it.
I'd like to go out for a cocktail... or seven.