I'm not that shallow, asshole. I don't need money. It's way more important for them to be good-looking.

Paula Abdul's really impatient to start a family. She says if she has to wait much longer she's going to go crazy-er.

Pam Anderson and Rick Salomon just got themselves a marriage license. I think before she gets married again Pam needs to slow down and think about whether this is really the man she wants to spend three or four months of her life with.

Hispanics still have the highest rate amongst teens with babies so at least the future housekeeping is secure.

My relationship with my father had been on the proverbial fritz since the time I was fifteen and called the police to report him for child molesting. He had never molested me, but I wanted to have a party that weekend and needed him out of the house.

There's tons of information on the Internet, so if you type in cancer, they'll give you 15, 000 different options to get involved with cancer. It's very easy to get involved if you want to get involved, especially to volunteer your time.

ONE OF MY girlfriends was getting married. This was becoming an annoying pattern.