I'm not that shallow, asshole. I don't need money. It's way more important for them to be good-looking.

But then, like George Michael in a men's bathroom, I got cocky.

My father has a high opinion of his opinion

I don't want to be Oprah [Winfrey], I'm not trying to be Barbara Walters, but we can all do better.

If you can't trust your coke dealer, who can you trust?

I've always been exactly who I am on TV. I'm not playing a role.

I had an abortion when I was 16. Because that's what I should have done. Otherwise I would now have a 20-year-old kid. Anyway, those are things that people shouldn't be dishonest about it.