Kristen Stewart always looks like she's posing for pictures taken in a basement by her creepy uncle.
Chelsea HandlerIf you get into a customer service fight with a hooker, even if you're in the right, you're in the wrong.
Chelsea HandlerI have more respect for somebody who's like, 'Yeah I like to party, so screw off,' then for Tara , who talks about not partying and ends up passed out underneath a Subway, not a subway station, but the actual sandwich shop - two days later.
Chelsea HandlerIt's good that people don't like you. That's good. It means that you are doing something interesting.
Chelsea Handler