I'm not that shallow, asshole. I don't need money. It's way more important for them to be good-looking.

Kristen Stewart always looks like she's posing for pictures taken in a basement by her creepy uncle.

If you get into a customer service fight with a hooker, even if you're in the right, you're in the wrong.

I have more respect for somebody who's like, 'Yeah I like to party, so screw off,' then for Tara , who talks about not partying and ends up passed out underneath a Subway, not a subway station, but the actual sandwich shop - two days later.

It's good that people don't like you. That's good. It means that you are doing something interesting.

You know you're a hot mess when the only person buying you drinks all night is yourself.

People who have experience and credentials, they should be talking about that [Donald Trump presenting on TV]. I know everybody cares about ratings, but come on. The whole world is watching.