Maybe they should name more drugs cute things. I don't do meth, but maybe if they called meth 'Stefanie' I would!

But then, like George Michael in a men's bathroom, I got cocky.

As a woman, we should all stop talking about it and just acknowledge what's happened and act like we own the space, because we do.

That's Al Qaeda's new plan: to destroy America one period at a time.

A Muslim allowed a topless Jew to sit on his camel. And we say we can't live side by side? I say we try and we can and we will. And you don't even have to be topless. L'chaim.

I hate when men think that money is gonna buy you happiness... I mean, it helps.

Sometimes, Chelsea, I wonder, how you get by from day to day. It's a good thing you're so voluptuous.