We're not actors, we're people behaving like ourselves on TV. We're both [me and Gordon Ramsay] exactly who we are on TV. I don't think either one is an exaggerated version. You just have to be who you are.

If you do talk dirty, make sure that you enunciate because there's nothing more embarrassing than having to repeat yourself.

I don't mean to be a racist but if you're going to get raped by a Japanese guy, it's not going to hurt at all.

But then, like George Michael in a men's bathroom, I got cocky.

George Clooney and Fabio apparently got into a scuffle at a restaurant in Los Angeles over the weekend. George thought the women with Fabio were taking pictures of him. How embarrassed is George Clooney to be in a fight with Fabio? Who is he going to call out next, Lorenzo Lamas?

According to an article on CNN.com, a new study says people who are bad kissers don't get laid. Where are you supposed to learn how to kiss? If you go to Catholic school, it's from your priest; in public school, you learn from your teacher; and some guys learn from their sisters... if their sister is Angelina Jolie.

I find it very annoying when people want to sit next to each other at a booth.