I've never made love to a ghost but I have made love to men who are a few years away from becoming a ghost.

I have been on a life-long search of how to stay in shape without putting any effort into it whatsoever.

I couldn't go any higher with three Michelin stars. I mastered my craft. I'm still learning and picking up ideas.

My mother told me that life isn't always about pleasing yourself and that sometimes you have to do things for the sole benefit of another human being. I completely agreed with her, but reminded her that that was what blow jobs were for.

It always freaks me out when I go to a sushi place and there's a Mexican.

Britney Spears' album Blackout is one of the hottest-selling CDs in the country. We're in a bad place, people: The world is melting, we're at war, and Two and a Half Men is a huge hit.

According to Life & Style Weekly, 50 Cent may be working on Lindsay Lohan's next album. Finally, a match made in rap heaven. He's a convicted drug dealer who's been shot nine times, and she spent 84 minutes in prison. This is a big step for Lindsay. The last time Lindsay got near a black guy she ran over his foot.