I wanted to kick Bruce in the taint. No one is just one thing. Many things contribute to the whole of a person, and just because vodka accounts for 50 percent of my body weight, that doesn't mean I walk around with a vodka drip, forcing every plant, person, or animal to imbibe. I've always had a disliking for animal trainers, and this guy cemented my theory that people who chaperone animals for a living have never had a girl sit on their face.

I understand that if you're a kid in Indonesia, you need to smoke because you just got off work at the Nike factory.

Pam Anderson and Rick Salomon just got themselves a marriage license. I think before she gets married again Pam needs to slow down and think about whether this is really the man she wants to spend three or four months of her life with.

Everyone knows if you're going to take weed to school, you put it in your trapper keeper to keep it fresh.

If you have to work at McDonald's, good for you. But on a side note, good luck with the rest of your life.

I look hot and, most of all, skinny. I love the day after throwing up. I felt like a feather.

We're doing a bunch of shoots with kids about the election, about politics, about racism. I like to talk about heavy topics with kids because you find out what their parents are feeding them at home, and then you find out their quick reactions to things. It's so refreshing when kids are so honest.