It's a dream come true to have someone else portray me. Because I've been living this life for a long time, and I'm over myself.

People push my buttons, so I'm going to react.

I don't know what it is about accents that makes me want to get undressed and high-five myself.

No one tells me what to do -- in any capacity.

If you want to have sex with strangers, you have to do it the old fashion way and become a prostitute.

I think bullying of anybody, whether they're gay or straight or anything in high school is unbearable.

I'm always happy to pitch in and do something. Everybody needs to be laughing a little.