It's a dream come true to have someone else portray me. Because I've been living this life for a long time, and I'm over myself.

It's good that people don't like you. That's good. It means that you are doing something interesting.

Being that frank and being that open, there's more praise than there is negativity. It's just the negativity gets printed because you're straight and f - ing rude. It's not rude, it's just getting straight to the point.

Adults end up shading things and shading the truth, and you end up lying and telling people what they want to hear.

You do not OWN a dog. You HAVE a dog. And the dog HAS YOU

Then a homeless man with a dog approached us and put his hand out. This happens to be something that I have a real problem with: homeless people with pets who approach you for food when they have a perfectly delicious dog standing right there?

I’ll always be doing stand-up as long as people are still interested in seeing me.