You know you're a hot mess when the only person buying you drinks all night is yourself.

It's a dream come true to have someone else portray me. Because I've been living this life for a long time, and I'm over myself.

I couldn't go any higher with three Michelin stars. I mastered my craft. I'm still learning and picking up ideas.

I don't understand what apps are on my phone. Why do they ask for passwords? Why do they all ask for different passwords? It's so frustrating that I end up just reading a book every time I try to go online.

George Clooney and Fabio apparently got into a scuffle at a restaurant in Los Angeles over the weekend. George thought the women with Fabio were taking pictures of him. How embarrassed is George Clooney to be in a fight with Fabio? Who is he going to call out next, Lorenzo Lamas?

Getting rewarded for being pregnant when you're a teenager? Are you serious? I mean, that makes me want to kill somebody.

They travel in groups. You never see an Asian by their self.