You know you're a hot mess when the only person buying you drinks all night is yourself.
Chelsea HandlerRumer Willis was having a great time at the opening of a club when her twin walked in, also known as her dad, Bruce Willis. How embarrassing for her, she's out with her friends and they're like, 'Umm, Rumer, I think your dad put something in my drink.'
Chelsea HandlerTo always trust my instincts, to always believe I have something to offer โ no matter how meaningless or stupid it may be โ and to never listen to anyone who tells you โno.โ
Chelsea Handler