To always trust my instincts, to always believe I have something to offer — no matter how meaningless or stupid it may be — and to never listen to anyone who tells you ‘no.’

My mom was kinda like a cat. She slept a lot.

I look hot and, most of all, skinny. I love the day after throwing up. I felt like a feather.

When you see the veins popping out of my neck, that's an exclamation point.

Thanksgiving is coming. I wonder what the holiday will be like at Dog the Bounty Hunter’s house—obviously, they’ll have a turkey with all-white meat.

I don't like people who drink decaf coffee it's like what. Why you drinking it? Like it taste so good? That's like drinking non alcoholic vodka.

You know what they say, when one door closes, another Belvedere opens.