To always trust my instincts, to always believe I have something to offer — no matter how meaningless or stupid it may be — and to never listen to anyone who tells you ‘no.’

Obviously you want to be smart enough to take other people's advice and take that into consideration, and obviously try to surround yourself with people that are smarter than you. As far as sticking to your guns, I think there is no better advice than to just find something that you really give a s - about and then go do it.

It's unfiltered conversation and I love it. I also like to argue with children, so it's the perfect platform for me.

That's Al Qaeda's new plan: to destroy America one period at a time.

It's a dream come true to have someone else portray me. Because I've been living this life for a long time, and I'm over myself.

I don't mean to be a racist but if you're going to get raped by a Japanese guy, it's not going to hurt at all.

I never say the things I really want to. If I did, I'd have no friends.